New Car...

So, I'm very excited to bring everyone the wonderful news. That The CLIF BAR Development Cyclo-Cross Team have reached a huge milestone in there fight agenst goble warming! Lots of you have seen the cross bike the few seasons with the big red or GREEN "start globle cooling" stickers on them. I never thought that a group of athletes using globle warming to get sponsors would have such an effect. Since the team started "start globle cool" efforts the avg. world Temp has dropped sugnificanly. Just look here http://www.dailytech.com/Temperature+Monitors+Report+Widescale+Global+Cooling/article10866.htm So not only Did Mr. Summerhill win a silver medal at the 2007 cyclocross worlds but they also started globle cooling too. I just hope were not headed for some kind of ICEAGE.

With all this talk of golbe cooling i was thinking i should do my part this coming cross season and try and warm things back up again. I dont want anyone getting cold. It reall sucks being cold. (maybe why im in San Diego) I was able to find the worlds best invention to date. They call it an XUV. No, No not an SUV and XUV. Only thing i can think is that the X stands for XTREAM OF XCELENT. I'm guessing if i get one of these huge friggin caars. I can get us back to where we were before Ten Turner and his clif bar team got all "Globle Cooling" on our ass.

Check out this Fly Whip. (start globle warming)... I'm cold!



I think i should drive it alone.